The London Chainstore Massacre
This throwdown to end all throwdowns…
Join us for a gruelling and gruesome end to the year!
A GLOBAL EVENT SERIES
The Massacre is a one-day trial by fire. It’s a survival event: you begin the day with three lives, and any challenge failed loses you one life. When all three lives are gone you’re out. Survive all the challenges and you claim the coveted rank of Massacre Survivor, which very few ever achieve.
Healthy movement requires a strong body and a strong mind. Come and test both like never before and throw yourself headlong into the now-legendary annual event that is the London Chainstore Massacre! A full day of intensive physical and mental challenges devised by our expert movement and strength coaches, held at the monster factory that is The Chainstore Gym.
Not for the faint hearted
The Massacre is open to everyone to take part, and your three lives will at the very least keep you in the hunt until the Boss Rounds begin! It’s a rip-roaring, mind-bending, body-testing ride of a day that you’ll never forget. A-Game required. Bring heart.
No quarter is asked or given. The challenges could be anything, from strength to agility to endurance to power to a combination of everything. We don’t apologise for the unreasonable nature of the event. But those who survive know they’ve achieved something very special. Those left at the end of the day will receive an exclusive Survivor souvenir, not available anywhere else and not available to buy, and can bask in the warm glow of their trial by fire receding behind them. Until next year, that is…
I loved how each challenge has its own narrative so it's not just a mindless rep count, you're actually trying to achieve something.
Savage! You guys know how to push the limits and get the best out of people!
Very imaginative challenges! Loved the combination of parkour, lifting and mental challenges. Not for the faint-hearted, couldn't shake off my DOMS for days! Can't wait to train all year to smash it next year!