London Chainstore Massacre

London Chainstore Massacre

The Chainstore Massacre returns to London this Halloween… will you survive?!

Last year’s survivors of the first London Chainstore Massacre faced cyborg pursuits, abductions, chases and hardcore conditioning challenges. Who knows what will be thrown at our attendees this year?

The rules are simple – show up and survive a full day of physical challenges, strength and conditioning drills, movement tasks and general fitness tests thrown at you by the world’s largest and most experienced team of parkour coaches. Don’t worry. They don’t bite… much.

We can guarantee it will be hard, but fun. Nobody will walk away unchallenged, no matter whether they are a total beginner or a seasoned athlete, and survivors will be able to wear their Massacre t-shirts (included in event ticket price) with pride.

Places are limited, so if you want to test your limits this Halloween, sign up now.