The London Chainstore Massacre 2016! October 30

The London Chainstore Massacre 2016! October 30

It’s here! But who will survive, and what will be left of them?


Our annual ass-kicking event, the London Chainstore Massacre, returns for another year (after all, last year’s survivors might have just about recovered by now). For those who have never experienced it, the Massacre is an event unlike any other. Test yourself with our ultimate physical and mental challenge – a full day of intensive movement conditioning from the multi-award winning coaches of Parkour Generations, held at the monster factory that is The Chainstore Parkour Gym.

Get a beasting, get into the best shape of your life, or get out… The choice is yours. Those left at the end of the day will receive an exclusive survival souvenir, not available anywhere else, and can bask in the warm glow of their trial by fire receding behind them. Until next year, that is…

Are you fit enough to survive the Massacre?

Click below for full event details and to book your ticket now!

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Any questions about the Massacre? Please email our Coaching team directly here!